Tattoo This, Bitch

Why is it that every time some jerk comes out with a statement like "Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS." he looks like this? Let me guess, jerk wad, you really want a dick in your mouth but you are so fucking ugly that nobody wants that mouth anywhere near their dick so now you are bitter? Seriously you need to be tattooed with "Internalized homophobia" across your forehead so when you say shit like this people know you are just craving cock and not to bother listening to you. How long do you think it will be before Rev Peter Mullen has a gay sex scandal. Maybe he can meet Larry Craig in the men's room at Heathrow.

Protect the Rights Of Straight People

I am so glad that the priests of Hamtramck are urging people to vote against an anti discrimination policy that would protect the LGBT community. I am so glad that Andrew Wesley decided to stand up for the much maligned social segment by saying "We feel that this proposal goes against the rights of straight people,".

Seriously?!?

How does a law that protects me from getting my ass kicked, kicked out of housing, or being fired go against the rights of straight people? There is a fine line between being a social conservative and being an asshole. Looks like Andy is an asshole.

Palin Is Ready?

Wow, I am sort of frightened. On a PBS poll more people think Sarah Palin is ready to be V.P. than not.
Really?
I'd think you would actually have to know what the hell the job is first before being ready. Shoot, if she is ready to be V.P. then so am I. I live near Republicans so I can surely promote a bipartisan government. My car got broken into a few months ago so I know all about crime and I can be tough on it. I'm a minority too (well, according to some definitions at least).
What the hell? Just because she is a woman doesn't mean she is the best woman. I am sure there are a ton of Republican women out there who would have made a hell of a better choice than that jumped up hill billy.

Take part in the poll here, but get the truth about Sarah Palin first.

Stuff White People Like

Have you been to Stuff White People Like yet? If you aren't uptight about your whiteness and have a sense of humor about being white then I highly suggest a visit to this site. It is also a valuable tool if you are trying to become friends with a white person and just aren't quite sure of how to approach one. What do white people enjoy doing, how do they talk, what do they wear? It is all in this site my friend. It is the Rosetta stone of whiteness.

One Day More

I saw this over at Gumby's and it makes me so jealous of those creative people who can think of shit like this.

Palin The Maverick?

Do you actually think Sarah Palin is a maverick? Read this article and tell me if it doesn't sound like she is more of a fast talking, double dealing, opportunist. See how quickly she turned on her promises to Ketchikan?

I Hate Everyone!

I found my new favorite song